Fun Chinese Pickup Lines

A: 你能帮我洗一样东西吗？(Can you help me wash something?) B: 洗什么 (Wash what?) A: 喜欢我啊 (Like me)

(Wash and like are both pronounced “xǐ”)

A: 我给你一样东西，你要吗？(I’ll give you something, do you want it?) B: 什么东西 (What is it?)

A: 我，你要吗？(Me, do you want it?)

A: 你为什么要害我啊 (Why do you have to harm me?) B: 怎么了 (What happened?)

A: 害我呢么喜欢你 (Harm me into liking you so much)

A: 你为什么好的不学，就只学偷东西啊 (Why do you not learn to be good, only learn to steal things?) B: 说什么啊 (What are you saying?) A: 偷了我的心 (Stole my heart)

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